I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
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