I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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