Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
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His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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