i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
17 year olds will be the death of me.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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