And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
