Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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