he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
