I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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