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This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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