just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I have post one night stand depression
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