Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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