just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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