I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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