I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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