yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
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