And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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