i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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