i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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