Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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