Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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