There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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