It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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