when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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