Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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