Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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