It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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