i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Randomize