So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
The feeling are messing with the penis
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
