We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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