yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
