Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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