can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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