the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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