if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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