do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Everclear isn't food dammit
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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