So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Im part way to drunk.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
