You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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