You surviving the open bar?
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why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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