I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Randomize
