Kiss
Puke
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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