I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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