I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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