This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
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