Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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