barbara walters just said penis...
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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