I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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