As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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