I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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