The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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