I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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