i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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