Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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