Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
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