Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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